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We believe that there is a coffee quote for every coffee lover. We put together all the best coffee quotes that we love. Enrich your coffee life with the following clever, beautiful and funny coffee quotes:

Funny Coffee Quotes

2. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”

– Anonymous

3. “Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.”

– Anonymous

4. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”

– Anonymous

6. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”

– Earl Wilson

7. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”

– Alfred Renyi

8. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”

– Barista Life

10. “I put coffee in my coffee.”

– Anonymous

11. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”

– Anonymous

12.”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”

– Lewis Black

13.”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.”

– Anonymous

14. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.”

– Anonymous

17. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.”

– Anonymous

18. “It’s strange how drinking  cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.”

– Anonymous

19. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”

– Anonymous

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21. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”

–Jac Vanek

22. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

–Abraham Lincoln

23. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”

– Jean Kerr

25. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”

— Anonymous

26. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”

— Anonymous

27. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

 — Anonymous

28. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”

— Anonymous

29. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”

 – Anonymous

30. “Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that.”

-Anonymous

31. “You’re brew-tiful.”

– Anonymous

Clever Coffee Quotes

33. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”

— Anonymous

34. “SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.”

— Anonymous

35. “Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.”

36. “Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.”

 – Anonymous

37. “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.”

 – Anonymous

38. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.”

– Anonymous

40. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”

– Thomas Jefferson

41. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.”

– J.S. Bach

42. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”

– Donna A. Favors

43. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”

– Alphonse Allais

45. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”

– David Letterman

46. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”

– Anonymous

47. “Humanity runs on coffee.”

– Anonymous

48. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”

– Burt Lancaster

50. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.”

– Ian Somerhalder

51. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”

–  Anonymous

52. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”

– Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

53. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”

– Fran Drescher

55.”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.”

– Adam Gopnik

56. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.”

– Jerry Seinfeld

57. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”

– Sir James MacKintosh

58. “Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.”

– Anonymous

60. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”

– Anonymous

61. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”

– Martha Quinn

62. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”

– Anonymous

63. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”

— Terri Guillemets

65. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.”

— Justina Headley

66. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”

— Napoleon Bonaparte

67. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”

— Anonymous

68. “There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”

— Anonymous

70. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”

― Louisa May Alcott

71. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”

― Terry Pratchett

72. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”

― Gabriel Bá

73. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”

 – Anonymous

74. “Some coffee, plus some thinking, equals some great ideas.”

 – Anonymous

We hope you enjoy these coffee quotes as much as we do!

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